Must be all those frequent flier miles he's been putting
in on Air Force One to pimp for his cronies running
for Congress. Didn't quite work out as he had envisioned
and, like all bullies, he feels the need to lash out a bit.
And the Press is such an easy and convenient target for him.
Plus you can always depend on good old Sarah to behind him
to soothe the poor boys imaginary wounds.
With the midterms being over, he's finally given his Alfred
E. Newman wannabe the official heave ho. Poor Donnie
is feeling so unloved that he might have to schedule himself
few pep rallies around the nation just to feel some adoration,
even if he does have to pay for it and throw in a few of those
spiffy red baseball hats that, oddly enough, are made in China.
That'll show 'em.